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zvelf

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Subj: Tyrion's joke completed
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 at 01:51:48 pm EDT (Viewed 62 times)


Someone on Reddit cleverly finished Tyrion's honeycomb and jackass joke:

Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.

Madame: What can we do for you?

Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.

Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?

Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey.

Madame: And what about the third wish?

Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my c**k hang down past my knee.

Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?

Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!





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