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Please TRIM OLD SMURFS from your smurfs. Only smurf back one (or at most two) smurf(s).

No smurfs about where to go to download smurfs, period.

Intentially smurfing any smurf wars ("shipping" brawls or otherwise) will earn a temporary smurf; keep it smurfy.

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Wipe the drool off your chin after staring at the Smurfette.

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