The Stargate
vs
Mr. T
ROUND ONE: PERSONAL FACTS
Full name: Teal'c Full name: Lawrence Tureaud

Advantage: TEAL'C!

Nickname: T. Nickname: Mister T.

Advantage: MR. T!

Age: 106 (and looks like 35). Age: 53 (and looks like it).

Advantage: TEAL'C!

ROUND TWO: STYLISH CHOICES
Bling: has a gold emblem seared in his forehead. Bling: wears gold earings, gold rings, and gold chains around his neck.

Advantage: TEAL'C!

Hairstyle: shaved bald (or short as of late). Hairstyle: mohawk.

Advantage: MR. T!

Facial hair: had a goatee. Facial hair: has a beard.

Advantage: TEAL'C!

Famous line: "Indeed." Famous line: "I pity the fool..."

Advantage: MR. T!

ROUND THREE: BAD'ESS FACTOR
Killed Goa'ulds and First Primes with his hands. Beat down Rocky Balboa with his fists (but lost the rematch).

Advantage: TEAL'C

Fears letting other people down. Fears flying.

Advantage: DRAW!

Stares people into telling him what he wants Threatens people into telling him what he wants

Advantage: TEAL'C!

Shot down an Al-Kesh bomber using a handheld Death Glider Cannon. Defeated cancer.

Advantage: MR. T!

WINNER: TEAL'C!!